by Return Former

Welcome to the latest (and greatest) addition to The Blot. Get ready to laugh your asses (Asses? Can I say asses here? Um, hello, is this thing on?) off, because I am On Crack!

I don't think an introduction more than that is necessary, because
hey, with a name like that, need I say more?

Oh, wait. I just did.

Well, no, that wasn’t quite saying more yet, since it was just asking
whether or not to say more.

Yes, but it was unnecessary, therefore making it intravenous.

Intravenous? Don't you mean extravenous?

Well, no, actually I meant extraneous. Wouldn't extravenous be something like a needle sticking out of your vein from the inside?

Not quite, extravenous would be sticking a needle into your arm, but not into a vein

You idiot, that’s non-venous. Don't you know your venuses?

What? Venuses? What are you talking about? There’s only one Venus. Its right next to Uranus.

Hey, don’t talk about my ass, have you taken a good look at yours lately?

Yes, and it looked just fine to me, retard.

Hey, don’t call me retarded; I'll take you on in an intelligence contest any day...

Yeah, right, and I'm your mother. I've got twice the brain that you
do.

Are you stupid? We have the SAME brain.

Then how can you take me on in an intelligence contest?

I use more of it than you do.

What? That doesn't make any sense..

Well, maybe not to you.

What are you trying to say?

I'm saying you're stupid.

But I'm you.

That’s what you think.

Are you saying we have the same brain but I’m not you?

That’s right. I’m you.

That’s the same thing.

Or is it?

What are you talking about?

I don’t know. What ARE we talking about?

Uh, Venus?

No, no, before you got me distracted by remembering the smell of Uranus.

Saying more?

Oh, right. So it's agreed then, this doesn’t classify as saying more?

Right, agreed.