by Bouchie

Trying to make this even harder because of the members finding it too easy! Good luck this month! Remember, one point for the film, one for the character and half for the actor who played them.

1. I’m a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!
2. You don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
3. Please put down your weapon, you have twenty seconds to comply…
4. Anti wrinkle cream there may be, anti fat bastard cream there is not.
5. Hey laser lips your mother was a snow blower!
6. I’m gonna kill them all sir.
7. You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie.
8. Human hair…. From my back
9. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!
10. You are NOT shooting that green shit at me!
11. Your son held a teacher-parent conference yesterday and was planning a class field trip to a French bread factory in Trenton.
12. I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
13. I am Jack’s medulla oblongata
14. We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure
15. You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?