by Return Former
Hello, there. Ever find yourself really really bored? Well, if you're really bored, you could always try talking to yourself. It can be very exciting. Isn’t that right?
Yes, it is. He’s a pain in the ass to talk to, but at least it’s entertaining. Good for when I’m bored.
Oh, you think you’re bored? You ever try talking to yourself? You’re the most boring person I've ever talked with. You add absolutely nothing to a conversation.
Have I ever talked to myself? No, I’m sorry, I’m not insane, as you appear to be.
Hey, you’re the one talking to yourself.
Yes, but so do you, and at least I reply. You never reply when you talk to yourself...
What? Talking to myself is talking to you.
Yeah, and I never reply to you.
But you just did.
Well, I’m not going to anymore.
Yeah, ok.
No, I’m serious. I don’t like you.
I don’t like you either, but at least you smell better than that last guy we had in here.
What do you mean? I haven’t always been here?
Oh, yeah, that’s right. Dang. Now they’re gonna kick me out. You’re not supposed to say when someone new comes. They want them to think they’ve always been there.
What? You've got to be kidding, why would they do that.
Because it helps the conversation go better. They know that if you knew you were really me, you wouldn’t be able to talk as well..
Well, we sure seem to be doing ok.
For now. I told you, I'm not talking to you anymore.
You're crazy. Anyway, I don’t believe you. Who are 'they' anyway?
You know, 'they'. Us. We're them, I guess.
How can we be them, and want us to know certain things without already knowing them ourselves?
I don’t know, why don’t we ask them?
What? How do we talk to 'them'? According to your theory, I just DID ask 'them'. I asked you. You’re one of 'them'.
Yes, well, you’re one of 'them' also, so you should know. Why are you asking me? Ask yourself.
Are you trying to tell me that I know things I don’t know, and if I ask myself about them, then Ill get the answer?
Yes, I think.
Well, Ill tell you what I think...
What?
I think I’m leaving...