by Return Former

I was eating a strawberry the other day.  Don't you just hate when strawberry seeds get in your teeth and you cant get em out?

Damn seeds...

What good is a seed if you cant chop it down?

What good is falling down if you cant get knocked up?

Knocking when no ones home is like talking to a side-street toy.

You want a toy? Go look in the mirror.

Just watch out so you don't break it.

Break, now theres a funny word, what does it have to do with a rake?

Why rake leaves, they're just going to fall again...

If you've fallen and you cant get up, can you still get knocked up?

Do you have to be on top to get knocked up?

Shouldn't it be called knocked down if you're not?

Ever get knocked down by a rabid ape while running naked through the local zoo?

Do you think a rabid ape committed the first rape?

Why is first the worst?

Isn't a hairy chest worse than just being the general worst?

What kind of chest is it talking about, anyway?

Anyway? Just pick a way already.

Ready already?

I'm not ready for snow.

How do you bobsled without snow?

If you fall of a bobsled, will you fly out of the tube?

Do birds fly or are the trees and everything else flying around them?

Wanna see a naked tree?

Go look at a seed.