So as you may know,
We have Serf, Commoner, and Bard.
But what comes after?

I'll add them here so you won't be a retard:

If you choose the path of Merchant Class:
You'll start as an Apprentice, then a Peddler but not an ass!!
Next comes Craftsman/Craftswoman, Artisan, and finally Merchant.
But it doesn't end there, the final status is Baron/Baronness

[that sorta rhymes with ass, don't it?]

If you choose the path of Wizard Class:
You'll start as an Apothecary, then a Conjurer
What the hell is that, er, thas?
Ah the next status of Enchanter/Enchantress sounds keen.
But next with Mage and then Wizard sounds like a Final Fantasy thing.
The last status is called Sorcerer/Sorceress.
I think I'd rather stay at Enchanter/Enchantress.

Then there is the path of the Noble Class:
Where you start as a Scribe, then a Squire no less.
But then the good statuses appear with Knight and then Nobleman/Noblewoman m'dear.
The final two statuses of Lord/Lady and the choice of Prince/Princess sound strong with nothing to fear!!

So which path will you take?
Which one sounds better?
With as long as it takes for them to make,
You can learn to stop being a bedwetter!!

er or something.