Dear 4k Know It All..
I'm having trouble figuring out what Christmas gift I should get for my new boyfriend. We've only been dating for two months so I'm not sure if I should get him something average or really nice. I do like him quite a bit and he's really stuck on me, so I think he's going to get me something kind of big. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Christmas Confusion
Dear Confusion,
Ah yes, the perennial new-relationship holiday dilemma. For my first with my partner gave me trouble as well. I advise getting him a stocking. Fill it with things that have meaning. You can make it to fit any price range, as long as the gifts are thoughtful. Is he a sports fan? Get a little figure with his favorite team. Movies, cds, favorite candy, anything random that you think might tickle his fancy. It shows that you care, that you pay attention to his likes and the things he has to say. It's also fun to watch his face as he pulls out each individual gift. Remember that the gift is not about how much it costs, but about how much thought you put into it. You can even make it intimate by adding a little pair of panties in the toe of the stocking, but I wouldn't suggest having him open it while his mother is around!
Dear Expert,
I keep having the strangest dreams about Four Degreez. In these dreams, he's always inviting me and another 4k member to eat dinner with him and his wife. What does this mean?
Yours truly
Hungry or Four obsessed?
Dear Obsessed,
Obviously you want to have a threesome with a mysterious man of infinite power. No, seriously, I think it's normal. You're not the first person to report having dreams about other 4K members. We all spend so much time on 4K, it's no surprise that your subconscious dwells on these people when you're asleep. Especially if you're one of those people that have all these great ideas for 4K and would like to have a bit of Four's attention in order to hash them out. I would say that as long as your dreams are only having an innocent dinner, you have nothing to worry about. However, if you start dreaming about handcuffs and whipped cream, I'd seek professional help.
Love to all until next month,
The 4K Expert